Saturday, July 23, 2011

Can I have children overseas, not pay child support, and claim them on my W2 form?

I am a US citizen and I am studying overseas. I want to impregnate random women overseas, but not in the US because the US makes you pay child support. Also, I want to have lots of children so that when I get back to the US I can get a huge tax break. According to US tax returns, will this plan work?

Based on the answers given for the origin of right and wrong by atheistic logic?

It's all about definitions. What makes something right? What makes something wrong? All defined by us. And just because something gets labeled as right or wrong doesn't change what it is, doesn't change how it affects people.

Is it ever okay to torture another human being?

Yes, it is okay. The thing is that sometimes the ends justify the means, and although I hate to say it there are occasions when torture is justifiable. That being said, these occasions very rarely occur and torture is implemented far too often in today's day and age (Exhibit A: Guantanamo Bay).

Was there ever interracial sex with slaves and owner's wives/daughters?

This is a serious question and I always wonder about that. I know it's true that the owners impregnated female slaves to sell more babies......but.....has there ever been a case where a male slave secretly had intimate relationships with the owner's daughter or wife? I know you see stuff like this in movies, but did that ever happened in real life in the 1800's? I'm not being racist or trying to start trouble, so please don't take my question the wrong way. This is something I wanted to know.

Another 'when is it okay to hit' question?

There is a lot of debate here about who should be allowed to hit who, so here's another scenario: guys, a girl starts punching your girlfriend in the face. She's clearly much better at fighting and is kicking your poor GF's ***. Is it okay to hit the attacker?

Am I in the wrong here?

Buddy, can you ever pick them. You are NOT in the wrong. It was you condom to fill with whatever you wanted. I seriously cannot believe this actually happen. She is nuts...

Is the influence of doomsday in Americanized versions of Christian religious nonsense a symptom of capitalism?

What is the underlying principle of capitalism? That's right, ethics and accountability are of lesser importance than profit. Doomsday predictions are very unethical because people have a weakness for them like they have a weakness for high fat, high sugar and low nutrient fast-food. Doomsday predictions also have a negative effect on people's lives like bad food. Just about every Americanized religion has doomsday elements somewhere in its pile of nonsense and junk dogma. Mormons have it, JWs have it, Adventists have it, Pentecostals have it; they all use doomsday manipulations to scare their sheep and make them hand over more money to their greedy, self-serving shepherd. Do doomsday predictions represent the callous nature of religion and capitalism?

Is this not correct? Tell me why or why not?

The biggest problem with that is that He didn't create original sin. He didn't make anyone disobey Him. But yes, He DID pay the price FOR you. The stuff in between is oversimplified, which, while not entirely wrong, misses the point.

What is the chance that i'm pregnant?

Not sure why you say you're a "terrible person". But, yes it's possible. Why don't you drive to walmart and get home test. Pee on the stick and see what happens. Then you will know for sure and can quit worrying about it. Then, if you can't get to your regular doctor ASAP and get some birth control pills, call another Dr or planned parenthood or something and get some properly take them so you don't have to worry about these things anymore... and let him pump away.

I have a question for vampire mythology fans. No young kids allowed.?

In the Buffy/Angel mythology specifically, vampires do have blood of their own (which is important, because in the "Buffyverse," in order for a vampire to "sire" another, they need to feed the victim some of their own blood). They don't have a working heart, so how the blood is transported down "there" is not readily explained (other than, for the amount of intimate relations the Buffy/Angel kind of vampires have, it obviously gets there SOMEhow). As far as the baby thing is concerned, in that specific case, a whole lotta magic and prophecy and whatnot was involved, because in that specific "universe" it's -supposed- to be impossible for a vampire to procreate via the "usual method" (i.e., sex).

What's the name of this song from Grey's Anatomy?

I didn't really catch the words clearly but I know the scenario, The interns were racing for some kind of prize,then when they finished the race I remember Izzie being there and the Chief,they started asking them questions about a diagnosis i think,Lexie won,but as they were running in the hallway i think the lyrics were kinda like -,,Poleka,poleka,ooh,anjoleka,joleka"-th… song was singed by a girl and in the middle of the song there was a rap,it had a really nice cool hip-hop beat too, PLEASE ANSWER IF U KNOW WHATS THE NAME OF THE SONG!!

Do you think I am a bad ferret?

Ferrets are weird. Are you a ferret? How do ferrets type? I'm confused. I didn't think ferrets spoke English. Why can't I talk to ferrets then?!?!?!?

All good things must come to an end. The powerhouse that was Liverpool football club is no more ?

liverpool was never a powerhouse in recent times, the only time they were a powerhouse was with rafa benitez when they had a chance to win premier league but blew it and finished second

Jehovah's Witnesses: why is your religions founder CT Russel buried at the Greater Pittsburgh Masonic Center?

You appear to asked an inconvenient question to the Jehovah's Witnesses,, judging by their responses.

What is the point of wanting to "shoot" when boys/men ejaculate?

This seems to be gaining popularity, probably due to porn and maybe more popular with the younger crowd, maybe not wanting to finish in a condom or because they want to pull out.. but it's not pleasurable really for the woman and it might even increase the chances of impregnating her if you aren't using a condom.. and not to mention you could put and eye out with it.. so why is it such a big deal?? I can understand wanting to stop n start over and over to have super strong orgasm, and the shooting resulting from that but just shooting to be shooting?? please enlighten me :) Why the fascination?

Be completely honest here....?

Do you use this account or possibly another one for trolling at all? Not point gaming, rather putting pointless, stupid, or made up scenarios (which may or may not be a sarcastic address to a real problem). I'll admit it, I troll with questions here (though I still give honest answers), and have a separate real account. Does anyone else do this?

I need an answer from a Jehovah Witness! especially someone under 30! help?

I have a close Jehovah Witness friend and we hang out a lot. I'm not a JW but i grew up with him. i do some bible study with him just for the heck of it. We have a lot of mutual friends who are not JWs. I don't get why he doesn't want to hang out with his non JWs friends. Since I'm too embarrassed to ask him that question, i'm really hoping a JW can answer this question who are in the same position. We have this mutual friend who is a little crazy. He's calling him out because he's always making up excuses. I really feel bad for my JWs friend because our mutual friend are talking about him saying that he never goes out with us. Straight to the point! are all JWs like this? Do they make excuses all the time? Why don't JWs don't go out with non JWs? I also want to know, what are good excuses for him not to go? so i can help him make stuff up.

Would the average woman feel a bit strange?

Hmm. Little bit! I would think it was odd! And yeah the invited woman might get jealous, depends how pretty your house mate is and what kind of relationship you had with the girl coming over!

Jehovah’s Witnesses: Have you meditated in prayer on the possibility of dropping out of college?

Jehovah’s Witnesses are taught to believe that they do not need a college education in order to get a good job and have a stable retirement. They are taught to believe that a high school degree is quite sufficient for a solidly middle-class standard of living. For some, things have worked out the way they expected. But as you point out, for most JWs, a high school degree simply doesn’t cut it when it comes to getting a stable career that will put food on the table for the kids. Actually, this anti-education attitude leads to high levels of consumer debt among them (credit cards, car payments, and so on).

Mormons about to do a mission in Spain...?

Mormons are at a low number for missionaries and mission areas are being closed down all over the place. It's possible that there are no more missionaries where you live.